Welcome to the Lady Gaga fandom
- 1. You'll be called a devil worshipper if you join.
- 2. Tour merch >>>>>> your life
- 3. Don't ask us if she has a bf. We won't be entirely sure 90% of the time.
- 4. You'll grow a dick if you call yourself a little monster. If you already have one, it'll get bigger.
- 5. We worship gaga's ass.
- 6. And boobs.
- 7. We all know a few german words (at least).
- 8. We tend to not sleep for weeks waiting for stuff to be released.
- 9. Short-term goal: get in the monster pit.
- 10. We never get bored, there's always something to deal with/figure out.
- 11. The FBI wants to think like us.
- 12. Ed is like a god to us.
- 13. We won't get sick of people spamming Gaga on twitter. Our desire for her to notice us is as big as everyone else's, we understand.
- 14. We would kill for new Gagavisions.
- 15. 99% of the time we'll be able to tell you where Gaga is.
- 16. The other 1% we'll just say she's in Narnia.
- 17. Favorite thing: Gaga's hashtags.
- 18. We call her Gaga, not 'Lady Gaga'
- 19. We think about the BTWBall at least 5 times/day.
- 20. We freak out if she stops tweeting for longer than 24 hours.
- 21. Twitpics > everything
- 22. We're all secretly very fucking jealous of Tara
- 23. Lady Starlight
- 24. 176 Stanton St.
- 25. Joanne
You stepped into the wrong part of town, shitnerd.
this is just oh my god
oh my god
i was not expecting that
kawaii motherfuckers
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.this needs to be killed with fire but whaaa
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If you ever wanted to learn how to put on a condom, watch this and then you’ll know.
I have never been more terrified to watch a video
I really hope he puts it on a dildo with his mouth like Mr. Garrison
(Source: mrs-mullingar)
That’s why we love France
good job france.
france pls
This is pretty neat. A scientist at Michigan Tech. discovered a chemical reaction that might be pretty handy for mankind. It’s a reaction between carbon dioxide and lithium nitride to form carbon nitride and lithium cyanimide. Basically, it uses up CO2, a greenhouse gas contributing to climate change, and reduces the amount of it in the air around it. It also gives off an impressive amount of heat, which means it can be used as an energy source. Take a look at the article.
whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:
#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?
#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture
#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible
i’m going to throw up from laughing
Everyone, typography humor.
#we’re all going to helvetica
(Source: opal)
